Main jokes menu Presidential Policy President Clinton was looking for a call girl and he found three such ladies in a local bar: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. To the blonde he said "I am the President of the United States of America. How much will it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "For you, Mr. President, it will cost $500." To the Redhead he asked the same question. She replied "I will spend all the time you want for $1,000." When he approached the brunette he asked the same question and she said, "If you can raise my skirt as high as you've raised my taxes, and can get your pants as low as my wages, and get that thing of yours as hard as times are now, and screw me as well as you do the public, believe me, it won't cost you a damn thing!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Slot machine. Best online casino site. Free poker game download. Gambling. Free online poker. Internet poker. Online Casinos Guide Internet poker. Poker table. Online poker gambling. Black jack roulette poker. Practice craps. Free gambling site. 7 Best Online Casinos Free gambling site. Internet casino gambling. Awesome craps. Online casino gambling site. Black jack online. Video slot machine. Bossmedia. Slot machine. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.