Main jokes menu The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission. The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, “Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?” “Phew, that one's easy,” says the teacher, “The Titanic.” “Alright,” said St.Peter, “you may pass.” Then the thief got his question: “How many died on the Titanic?” The thief replied, “That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people.” And so he passed through. Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: “Name them.” Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Roulette wheel picture. Download craps. Poker tournament. Gambling tip. Stud poker. Free poker game. Online Casinos Guide Free poker game. Playing poker. Gambling craps. Online casino game. Best gambling web site. Java casino game. 7 Best Online Casinos Java casino game. Online craps. Las vegas gambling. Caribbean Stud Poker. Bingo play. Roulette. 25 best casino online. Roulette wheel picture. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.