Main jokes menu Road Accident A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when a policeman arrived. "My God!" the policeman gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was jumped on by an elephant. Are you OK Miss?" "Yes, Officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...." "Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Roulette wheel. Black jack online. Roulette slot machine. Best online casino site. Bonis casino. Online casino gambling. Online Casinos Guide Online casino gambling. Poker tournament. Online casino roulette. Free gambling. Best online casino ranked. 25 best casino online. 7 Best Online Casinos 25 best casino online. Land based casino. Roulette online. Hampton online casino. Las vegas craps. True poker. Free craps game. Roulette wheel. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.