Main jokes menu Confusing Farmer A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Roulette wheel. Joker poker. Poker table. Jacks Or Better. Uk online casino. Best online casino gambling. Online Casinos Guide Best online casino gambling. Poker game online. Craps game online. Black jack strategy. Black jack roulette poker. Dice gambling. 7 Best Online Casinos Dice gambling. Poker game download. Casino download free. Poker free. Craps supply. Las vegas black jack. Craps. Roulette wheel. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.