Main jokes menu What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree. As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt." She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, "Well, the mystery is solved! Let's thank him for sharing!" She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around the Scotsman's endowment. A while later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, "I don't know where y'been laddie... but it's nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Roulette online. Gambling craps. Casino roulette craps. Online video poker game. Craps dice. Slot game. Online Casinos Guide Slot game. Free slot game. Poker chip. Craps system. Blackjack mistakes. Casino slot free. 7 Best Online Casinos Casino slot free. Free slot machine. Video poker game. Internet craps. Gambling link. Strip black jack. Casino directory. Roulette online. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.