Main jokes menu An engineer dies and reports to hell An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Roulette gambling. Poker game online. Online roulette gambling. Horseshoe casino. Poker game rule. Free poker game. Online Casinos Guide Free poker game. Play casino game online for free. Slot machine. Free black jack. Craps game. Problems with gambling. 7 Best Online Casinos Problems with gambling. Gambling addiction. Best online casino gambling. Gambling free. Craps felt. Winning craps. Sims slot. Roulette gambling. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.