Main jokes menu Clocks Hillary Clinton died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was giving her a tour of Heaven when she noticed that there were dozens of clocks on the wall. Each clock displayed a different time of day. When she asked St. Peter about the clocks, he replied, "We have a clock for each person on earth and every time they tell a lie the hands move. The clock ticks off one second each time a lie is told." Special attention was given to two clocks. The clock belonging to Mother Teresa has never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. The clock for Abraham Lincoln has only moved twice. He only told two lies in his life. Hillary asked "Where is Bill's clock?" St. Peter replied, "Jesus has it in his office... he's using it as a ceiling fan."' Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Rebel strip poker. High stakes poker. Basic rules for poker. Online slot. Gambling advice. Free casino game online. Online Casinos Guide Free casino game online. Canada casino free game online. No deposit bonus online casino. Free online casino gambling. Free online poker strip. Internet poker. 7 Best Online Casinos Internet poker. Best online casino bonus. Craps casino. Black jack game. Craps online. Free online casino gambling. Online strip poker. Rebel strip poker. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.