Main jokes menu Johnny Cochran's top 10 From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton: 10. If the dress aint a mess, he won't need to confess 9. The economy's great, let the White Boy skate 8. If the Bitch didn't spit, you must acquit 7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal 6. Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore 5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses 4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life 3. Bill can't tell the truth till he sees Ken Starr's proof 2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane: 1. If the sex is just oral, it is not really immoral Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Professional gambling. Online casino gamble. Free online strip poker. Internet poker. Online gambling site. Casino luxury online. Online Casinos Guide Casino luxury online. Sim slot. Indiana gambling. Poker. Poker hand. Roulette online. 7 Best Online Casinos Roulette online. Casino craps. Online casino gambling. Free strip poker game. Vegas casino. Casino board reviews. Craps download. Professional gambling. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.