Main jokes menu Woman and the Midget A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet tall, but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks, the two went back to the tall woman's apartment. "I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said the woman, "especially with the size difference and all." "Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs, and close your eyes," said the midget. The woman did as she was told, and soon she felt the biggest thing she had ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes, the woman had climaxed eight times. "If you think was good," said the midget with a smirk, "just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Poker tournament. Payout. Online roulette gambling. On line casino. Sport gambling casino game. Online slot. Online Casinos Guide Online slot. Best vegas casino. Three card poker. Las vegas online casino. Blackjack switch. Stud poker. 7 Best Online Casinos Stud poker. Online jackpot. Black jack poker. Free download strip poker. Online casino craps. Casino poker black jack. Craps table for sale. Poker tournament. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.