Main jokes menu Clinton Monument Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, DC Hall of Fame. However, we were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It did not seem proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we will expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project. Thank You The Monument Committee Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Poker tip. 3 card poker. Progressive slot. Roulette black jack. Craps instructions. Hoyle casino. Online Casinos Guide Hoyle casino. Game poker. Craps game download. Online casino gambling. Free game poker. Roulette wheels. 7 Best Online Casinos Roulette wheels. Rule of craps. Play black jack online free. Black canada free jack online. Best online casino site. Gambling poker. Craps computer game. Poker tip. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.