Main jokes menu Engineering In Hell An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Poker rule. Best online casino gambling. On black jack gambling. Free poker game download. Craps table picture. Gambling site. Online Casinos Guide Gambling site. Craps. Online casino review. Sizzling sevens. Craps software. Internet bet. 7 Best Online Casinos Internet bet. Online gambling casino. BlackJack. Play casino online. Poker roulette. Texas hold em poker. Internet baccarat. Poker rule. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.