Main jokes menu There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ... There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off. The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are you alright?" The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver. "What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Lexus...Ya know I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!" Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when that truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?" The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh, God, . . . my ROLEX!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Play roulette online. Craps instruction. Rebel strip poker. Roulette on line. Internet gambling legal. Best casino. Online Casinos Guide Best casino. Online casino no deposit. Dice gambling. Online casino roulette. Online casino bonus. Best online casino ranked. 7 Best Online Casinos Best online casino ranked. Free slot machine. Internet casino roulette. Black jack free. Gambling software. Play casino online. Three card poker. Play roulette online. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.