Main jokes menu The Heart Of The Matter A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a heart transplant. The man reluctantly agreed, and asked if there were any hearts immediately available, considering that money was no object. "I do have three hearts," said the doctor. "The first is from an 18-year old kid, non-smoker, athletic, swimmer, with a great diet. He hit his head on the swimming pool and died. It's $100,000. The second is from a marathon runner, 25 years old, great condition, very strong. He got hit by a bus. It's $150,000. The third is from a heavy drinker, cigar smoker, steak lover. It's $500,000." "Hey, why is that heart so expensive? He lived a terrible life!" "Yes, but it's from a laywer. It's never been used." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Online slot machine. Best online casino gambling. Online casino review. Free online slot. Craps free download. Craps. Online Casinos Guide Craps. Payout. Free online bingo. Best online casino site. Casino game online. World poker tour. 7 Best Online Casinos World poker tour. Craps rule. Casino game online. Casino free online. Black jack roulette. Chip poker. Beat roulette. Online slot machine. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.