Main jokes menu Eternal Judgment Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they each have to give up something they truly enjoy. Ru Paul says, "I really love men, but I will give up screwing around with them." Bill Gates says, "I really love money, but I will give up all the money I have." Ebert says." I really love food, but I'll give up pizza." Soon, all three find themselves back on Earth. They start walking down street feeling very grateful. Suddenly, Ebert spots a pizzeria. He smells the aroma and can't help himself — he runs in there and eats a slice of pizza. POOF! He disappears. Ru Paul and Bill Gates are astonished and agree that that won't happen to them. So they resume walking down the street when Bill Gates spots a shiny, new quarter. He thinks that if he picks it up, he can found a new company and become fabulously wealthy again. He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears. Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Online poker room. Free gambling game. Casino game online. Internet casino craps. Bunny poker. Compulsive gambling. Online Casinos Guide Compulsive gambling. Play craps. Roulette black jack craps. Craps table for sale. Internet gambling. Play slot. 7 Best Online Casinos Play slot. Caribbean poker. Karten roulette. Riverboat gambling. Online casino roulette. Free online strip poker. Casino craps rule. Online poker room. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.