Main jokes menu Lawyer's Revenge A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" "Absolutely," the lawyer responded. The butcher immediately shot back, "Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99. A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer. The contents read "Consultation: $25.00." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Online gambling casino. Free online bingo. Online casino. Las vegas online casino. Uk online casino. Craps dice. Online Casinos Guide Craps dice. Play black jack online. Online gambling. Play baccarat black jack. Paradise poker. Black jack tip. 7 Best Online Casinos Black jack tip. Online poker room. Play slot machine. Play online casino game. Official poker rule. True poker. Win big at craps. Online gambling casino. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.