Main jokes menu The Gay Flight Attendant The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Online casino. Casino on net. Free online poker game. Gambling net. Best online casino gambling. Virtual gambling. Online Casinos Guide Virtual gambling. Indiana gambling. Casino jackpot online. Animated roulette wheel. Online gambling site. Atlantic city gambling. 7 Best Online Casinos Atlantic city gambling. Slot. Best online casino. Slot machine game. Casino poker black jack. Craps bet. Craps online. Online casino. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.