Main jokes menu The Hit and Run Case A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver's side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "Ahhh!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Online baccarat. Gambling system. Online free gambling. Free craps. Black jack download. Black jack game. Online Casinos Guide Black jack game. Virtual online casino. Gambling guide. Download craps. Video slot. Best online casino gambling. 7 Best Online Casinos Best online casino gambling. Roulette wheel. Free roulette game. Vegas gambling. Craps tip. Free casino gambling. Bonuses.com casino online. Online baccarat. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.