Main jokes menu Genie and the Taliban Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Newest online casino. Louisiana gambling. Texas hold em poker. Gambling guide. Black jack card counting. Simslots.com free slot machine. Online Casinos Guide Simslots.com free slot machine. Online poker room. Slot strategy. Poker rule. Hoyle poker rule. Online casino. 7 Best Online Casinos Online casino. Gambling directory. Free slot. Casino keno online solitare. Slot casinos. Free casino craps. Black jack download. Newest online casino. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.