Main jokes menu Forest Gump A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. "Welcome!" he says. "Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance." "Okay," says the blonde. "Here's your question: name two days of the week that begin with the letter T." "That's easy. Today and tomorrow!" "Well, that's not the answer I was thinking of, but I'll give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?" "That's easy. Twelve!" "Twelve?" "January second, February second, March second--" "Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well. Okay, one more chance. What's God's name?" "That's easy. Howard!" "Howard?" "You know -- 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name..." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Java casino game. Animated roulette wheel. Casino gaming. Black jack strategy. Online casino gambling. Online gambling casino. Online Casinos Guide Online gambling casino. Free poker strip. Gambling online black jack. Online roulette poker. Louisiana gambling. Gambling casino roulette. 7 Best Online Casinos Gambling casino roulette. Casino online slot machine. Free poker. Slot for fun. Play roulette online. Gambling news. Progressive slot. Java casino game. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.