Main jokes menu Is That a Record In the good old days of the golden oldies, most records were sold on the Decca label. Henry Busse had a hot hit titled, "Hot Lips." A lady heard the record on the radio and decided that she just had to have it. She looked up the number for the record shop and called them. Unfortunately, she misdialed and, instead of reaching the record store, she got "Hank's Auto Body." She said, "Do you have 'Hot Lips' on a ten-inch Decca?" Hank, who had answered the phone himself, said, "Well, uh, ma'am, no, but I do have hot nuts under a ten-inch pecker!" A slight pause. The lady said, "Is that a record?" "I don't know, ma'am, but it's a damned good average." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Internet gambling. Win black jack. Roulette black jack. Free poker game download. Free casino gambling. Online casino game. Online Casinos Guide Online casino game. Roulette black jack craps. Flush. Free slot machine game. Best online casino. Free online casino craps. 7 Best Online Casinos Free online casino craps. Roulette craps black jack. Black canada free jack online. Vegas online casino. Free roulette game. Pai gow poker. Beat roulette. Internet gambling. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.