Main jokes menu The Stewardess An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Internet casino poker. Black jack rule. Online casino slot. Play slot. Free casino slot online. Roulette game. Online Casinos Guide Roulette game. For free play poker. Free casino online. Poker craps baccarat. Online casino bonus. Offshore casino. 7 Best Online Casinos Offshore casino. Craps instructions. Uk online casino. Atlantic city gambling. Gambling poker. Online gambling casino. Game poker. Internet casino poker. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.