Main jokes menu Try And Talk Your Way Out Of This One Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gates he meets Satan. Satan tells Clinton that, since Hell is full, Clinton will be replacing one of the current inhabitants. He will be given the choice of who he will replace forever in Hell. Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind it is Newt Gingrich. He's being forced to pound big rocks into little rocks. Upon seeing Newt in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, "That looks painful. I don't think this is for me!" The second door opens. Behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is bobbing for automobile parts in a large pool of dirty water. Grimacing at the filthy scene, Clinton says, "I don't think so." The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He's naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically. "Very well," says the Devil. "Monica, you may go." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Hampton online casino. Best online casino bonus. Football gambling. Casino slot. Casino black jack. Craps game download. Online Casinos Guide Craps game download. Best online casino ranked. Poker game online. Free gambling site. Slot rule. Slot playing strategy. 7 Best Online Casinos Slot playing strategy. Nevada gambling. Free bingo. Video poker game. Craps how to play. Free black jack. Craps supply. Hampton online casino. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.