Main jokes menu Adam's New Organs One day God came to Adam and said, "I've got some good news and some bad news." "Well, give me the good news first." "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" "The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Gambling craps. Blackjack switch. Poker table. Online casino slot. Slot car. Black jack tip. Online Casinos Guide Black jack tip. Card games. Free craps game. Poker game online. Wheel of fortune slot. Best online casino site. 7 Best Online Casinos Best online casino site. Poker book. Play free online poker. Internet craps. Real time casinos. 3 card poker. Online casino black jack. Gambling craps. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.