Main jokes menu Accident on the Golf Course A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way." The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them. She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts." He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Gambling casino online bonus. Caribbean stud poker. Montys. Roulette strategy. Entertainment gambling. Free casino gambling. Online Casinos Guide Free casino gambling. Learn to play craps. Casino online gambling. Free craps game. Free online strip poker. Slot machine sale. 7 Best Online Casinos Slot machine sale. Online gambling. Beat roulette. Entertainment gambling. Adult gambling. Gambling software. Casino online roulette. Gambling casino online bonus. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.