Main jokes menu Who Runs the Human Body? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an asshole. Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews French roulette. Online roulette gambling. Blackjack switch. Win at roulette. Joker poker. Win at slot. Online Casinos Guide Win at slot. Craps layout. On black jack gambling. Online gaming. Top rated online casino. Craps betting. 7 Best Online Casinos Craps betting. Las vegas gambling. Casino wager. Play poker. Gambling poker. Play poker. Free download strip poker. French roulette. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.