Main jokes menu Saving The President One day Bill Clinton was out jogging -- and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I'll give it to you." The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!" "I'll personally hand it to you," said Mr. Clinton. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said. "I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said the grateful defender of the Western Hemisphere. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy. "I'll personally ... wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!" "No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Free online casino craps. Blackjack basics. Game poker. Compulsive gambling. Strip poker free. Free roulette. Online Casinos Guide Free roulette. Play slot. Casino roulette download. Strip poker free. Poker game rule. Online gambling casino. 7 Best Online Casinos Online gambling casino. Roulette riches. Poker hand. Internet bingo. Credit card gambling. Black jack tip. Las vegas online casino. Free online casino craps. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.