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Lewinsky Limmerick's
Quiz
Requirement: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynski in a limerick.
Winning Contestants' Entries
There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief" on this flute made of beef that stole the front page from Kaczynski.
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a mess, use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
Lewinsky and Clinton have shown what Kaczynski must surely have known that an intern is better than a bomb in a letter given the choice to be blown.
There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap she confided, when trapped, "Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *
(*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.)
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