Main jokes menu Pearly Gates A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the records, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that it was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago, I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who, after a moment, nodded back to affirm that it was true. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" Gabriel gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Free black jack downloads. Strip black jack. Articles on gambling. Internet video poker. Gambling anonymous. Online roulette gambling. Online Casinos Guide Online roulette gambling. Play craps. Play baccarat black jack. Free download strip poker. Online slot machine. Black jack game to download. 7 Best Online Casinos Black jack game to download. Black jack strategy. Online casino bonus. Gambling site. Gambling information. Anime strip poker. Harrahs casino. Free black jack downloads. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.