Main jokes menu The Thermos A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The blonde says, "Oh! I could use something like that!! I'll take it!" The next day, as she walks into work with her new thermos she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, "I just got this yesterday, isn't it wonderful! It's a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!" The boss asks, "And what do you have in it?" The blonde replies, "Some coffee and a popsicle." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Draw poker. Viper software. Craps download. Texas holdem poker. Free baccarat game. Online casino game. Online Casinos Guide Online casino game. Play casino game online for free. European roulette. Tip poker. Black jack slot machine. Chip poker. 7 Best Online Casinos Chip poker. Roulette game download. Roulette game. Gambling poker. Nevada casino. BlackJack. Casino game online. Draw poker. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.