Main jokes menu Legal Consultation A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, bee-lines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 [attorneys don't carry cash -- it's too plebeian -- and the butcher hadn't brought the shop's credit card imprinter to the lawyer's office]. Several periods of time later -- it could be the next day but that would be unrealistic -- the butcher opens the mail and finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 for legal consultation. Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Casino online promotions.com. Nfl gambling. Internet casino roulette. Gambling portal. Casino hoyle. Game poker. Online Casinos Guide Game poker. Free online casino game. Craps on line. Casino consultant. Real time gaming. Free bingo. 7 Best Online Casinos Free bingo. Roulette rule. Black jack card. Nevada gambling. Black jack simulator. Online casino. Casino online promotions.com. Casino online promotions.com. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.