Main jokes menu Parking A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting." "And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Casino forum. General black jack pershing. Play poker. Free baccarat game. Free video poker game. Casino black jack. Online Casinos Guide Casino black jack. Free gambling software. Best online casino. Online casino rating. On line craps. Best online casino site. 7 Best Online Casinos Best online casino site. Online sport book gambling. Play roulette online. Slot roulette craps. World series of poker. Gambling legal. Free bonus money casino. Casino forum. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.