Main jokes menu Eating Grass One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one of the men "Why are you eating the grass?" "We don't have money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer. The man answered "But sir, I have a wife and two children! "Bring them along" replied the lawyer. The lawyer turn to the other man and said, "Come with us." "But sir, I have a wife and six children?" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" replied the lawyer as he headed for his limo. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "No problem. The grass at my house is almost a foot tall." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Card games. Best online casino ranked. Casino hoyle. Craps rule. Vegas gambling. Online black jack. Online Casinos Guide Online black jack. Internet casino gambling. Online poker strip. Online roulette. Black jack poker. Internet poker. 7 Best Online Casinos Internet poker. How to play craps. Casino review. Bonus casino. Play free online poker. Secure online casino. Viper software casinos. Card games. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.