Main jokes menu Gary Condit's Clock One day Gary Condit's wife died and went to heaven, and there she met Saint Peter. She started to look around and she noticed there were thousands of clocks everywhere. As she looked over at one it moved she saw that the hand moved just two ticks. She asked Saint Peter, "Why are there so many clocks in heaven?" Saint Peter answered, "Well, every time you tell a lie the clock moves one second." Mrs. Condit said, "I think I get it, but which one is Gary's clock?" Saint Peter answers, "God has it up in his office, he's using it as a FAN!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Bossmedia. Black jack downloads. Online poker. Free poker game. Casino hoyle. Roulette rule. Online Casinos Guide Roulette rule. Video poker. Craps strategy. Video poker download. United states and based and online poker. Shoot craps. 7 Best Online Casinos Shoot craps. Playing craps. Best online casino ranked. Gambling age. Casino poker black jack. Online casino business. Practice craps. Bossmedia. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.