Main jokes menu A Helicopter Above Seattle A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Black jack secret. Poker room. Roulette online. Online casino portal. Craps strategy. Gambling free. Online Casinos Guide Gambling free. Poker strategy. Online roulette. Online free gambling. 21 black jack. Video poker strategies. 7 Best Online Casinos Video poker strategies. Online casino rating. Craps odds. Free slot machine. Online roulette poker. Louisiana gambling. Texas hold em poker. Black jack secret. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.