Main jokes menu Blonde NASA Engineer NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?" The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink." Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?" The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink." Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?" The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. 'Feed the pigs - and DON'T TOUCH A GODDAMNED THING!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Black jack game to download. Roulette download. Win big at craps. Texas hold em poker. Free craps. Free black jack. Online Casinos Guide Free black jack. Roulette tip. Progressive slot. Casino roulette craps. Online casino black jack. Online casino bonus. 7 Best Online Casinos Online casino bonus. Gambling statistics. Best gambling site. Gambling horoscope. Roulette bet. Casino roulette craps. Casino poker. Black jack game to download. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.