Main jokes menu United Way The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um... No." "Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added, "Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her pennyless with three children?" The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Black jack download. Strip poker. Free roulette game. Land based casino. Blackjack mistakes. Best online gambling. Online Casinos Guide Best online gambling. Poker. Black jack online. Sport gambling. Casino poker black jack. Free poker. 7 Best Online Casinos Free poker. Progressive slot. Casino download free. Gambling game. Casino wager. Casino bet online. Gambling portal. Black jack download. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.