Main jokes menu Improvements in Hell An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Best online casino bonus. Online betting craps. Dr black jack. Black jack roulette poker. Internet gambling. For free play poker. Online Casinos Guide For free play poker. Monty carlo las vegas. Practice craps. Online casino craps. Casino black jack. Free slot machine game. 7 Best Online Casinos Free slot machine game. Poker book. Online gambling casino. Black jack basic strategy. No download slot. Free video poker game. Poker. Best online casino bonus. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.