Main jokes menu A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game... A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Best online casino. Craps odds. Online poker gambling. Black jack cheat sheet. Free black jack download. Casino articles. Online Casinos Guide Casino articles. Blackjack cheat sheet. Gambling casino. Atlantic city gambling. Play casino game. Online roulette. 7 Best Online Casinos Online roulette. Strip poker download. Free baccarat game. Bingo online. Reno gambling. Shooting craps. Gambling portal. Best online casino. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.