Main jokes menu Clinton and the Pope Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven. After a couple of days they fix this problem and the Pope gets on the escalator to go to heaven and Bill gets on the other to go to hell. The two pass each other on the way and Bill asks, "How bad was it down there?" The Pope says, "Not that bad, kind of hot and noisy, but I am glad to be going up to heaven now. There's one thing up there I have been looking forward to." Bill asks, "What is that?" The Pope replies, "I want to meet the Virgin Mary." Bill, shakes his head sheepishly and whispers to the Pope, "Too late." Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews Adult poker. Online casino. Gambling casino. Deuces Wild. Online casino black. Craps tip. Online Casinos Guide Craps tip. Nevada gambling. Online casino portal. Black jack download. Casino online gambling guide. Sizzling sevens. 7 Best Online Casinos Sizzling sevens. Card game poker. Poker game online. Online roulette game. Gambling on the internet online. Craps tip. Best online casino bonus. Adult poker. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.