Main jokes menu A Mexican bandit A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'" Visit Home Page Gambling links Online Casino Reviews 25 best casino online. Internet bet. Viper software. Casino slot. Internet gambling site. 21 black jack. Online Casinos Guide 21 black jack. Poker party. Craps table for sale. Winning. Roulette download. Las vegas black jack. 7 Best Online Casinos Las vegas black jack. Roulette gambling. Texas hold up rules. No credit card casinos. Black jack secret. Gambling statistics. Casino game online. 25 best casino online. Casino Bonus Offers A selection of online casinos promotions including no deposit casino bonus, sign up casino bonus, etc.